Hello My Name is...

Claire. My name that is. I'm a girl, a rising freshman, and terrified. Sort of. I'm also spazzy, contradictory, and regretting this blog already. What makes me so special that people would want to read about my life? I have no clue! Maybe someone can tell me after a while. Hopefully!

But I do know what makes me, well, me. Some words to describe me would be. . . clumsy, awkward, snippy, sarcastic, loyal, determined, lazy, and above all, random. Sometimes I do things that I didn't even see coming. And seeing as I was the one who squirted the ketchup everywhere, that's a problem. A big one. But, that story will come later.

My hopes and dreams with this mistake blog are complicated. It's like this, I want to tell people about my life. Most people I know are sick and tired of me listening to me. So, I've decided to go after the poor defenseless people of the internet. AKA, whomever is reading this right now. Everyone lucky enough to stumble upon My Corner of the Universe will find multiple things. Sometimes I'll write about my day. And who I feel like throwing heavy rocks at. Other times, I'll reminisce and you'll be forced to hear about bygones and how funny I once was. Ahh, those were the days. When my brain somehow managed to think of something witty. Those days are. . . uncommon. And lastly, this blog might just become a giant diary for me. For example, 'You know what ticks me off? That's right. People who don't turn the volume up to an even number!' Excited for those days right!?

I mean, I don't know exactly where this blog is going. Just making that clear for everyone involved. It might end after a few months because I get bored. Or, I might struggle and work hard and become semi-famous! Unlikely. But I would still like being semi-famous. It would be better bragging rights than my perfect ERB score in seventh grade. Yeah boys. I am single and ready to mingle. Plus, I can write an awesome persuasive essay! I can see them lining up right now.

To be somewhat final on the matter, I'm going to try. Really try. And it might blow up in my face and turn me into a social pariah, but I don't think anyone will actually see this. I bet I could say something random and no one would even notice because no one is even reading this! I have some worries about my dog's addiction to peaches. But, I will prevail. Hopefully. Maybe, this won't go wrong. People will like me! And I'll have friends! And I won't be so horribly socially awkward and scare small children! This blog could do a lot for me. And I'm starting to hope that it does work out. So wish me luck!

Claire